If Your Departure Had Announcements

If your depature had announcements, it would sound like these:

Ladies and hopeful romantics, we have begun our descent out of your life. Please turn off all feelings and stow them until you have arrived at the realization that I'm not coming back. In preparation for my departure from your life, be certain you are not too attached and you are not holding on to our happy moments too tightly. Please secure your attachment style, work on your red flags, and don't attempt to call or text me from now on. Thank you for sharing a part of your precious heart and life with me, from now onwards, you won't feel like this with anyone else ever. I don't promise anything, but I won't be back, until I come back. I will, but don't take my word for it.

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अगला स्टेशन घोस्टिंग

पुढील स्टेशन घोस्टिंग

next station ghosting

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Yatrigan kripya dhyan dijiye, gaadi sankhya 12319 aapki zindagi se chalkar ek nayi duniya ko jaane wali meri express kuch hi der me platform number 13 se ravaana hone wali hai..

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Platform no 1 ki gaadi no-contact jaayegi. Kripya iss gaadi se yaatra na karein.