-Ber Months

I feel like,

Life is getting tougher with each passing day,

And I'm getting tired,

Of attempting random surprise tests thrown at me by the universe,

Along with the planned ones,

For which I am not prepared at all,

Honestly, there isn't even a syllabus,

I could memorise,

I am good at that, universe knows,

How am I going to make it past the -ber months?